“Main Character Energy” Koozie

$9.00

172 in stock

A Koozie® to keep your drinks cold while affirming your central position in the universe. 3″ Diameter fits most cans.

“Main Character Energy” Koozie

172 in stock

Main Character Energy Koozie by Hoodzpah

We get it. You’re the Denzel Washington of your life and everyone else is merely a Judy Greer (one of the greatest side-character actresses of our time). Hans Zimmer writes the soundtrack to your late-night runs to Target to buy Doritos and Margarita mix. Perez Hilton gives the play by play everytime you pump your gas.

Celebrate being the top-billed person in everyone’s life with the “Main Character Energy” koozie. Made from heavy-duty polyester, like that skirt you bought from Forever 21 when you were 16. Guaranteed to keep your cold cans colder longer.

Fonts in use: Cadet Black by Central Type and Santa Ana sans Bold by Hoodzpah.

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